(Source: amnell)
YOU SEE THIS FINE PIECE OF ASS WEARING A RED LEATHER JUMPSUIT? NO, STUPID BITCH, THAT’S NOT BRITNEY SPEARS. THAT’S CARA “IJUSTGOTALASTNAME” MASON. Yeah, bitch, you can bet your ass that’s not a sword she’s weilding, but who the fuck cares? She’s got something better and it’s called an AGIEL. Do you even know what the fuck that is? How dare you even ask! If you don’t already know, don’t even open your fucking mouth, cause you’ll be dead by the time you finish your sentence.
Yeah, this was just hot.
But I still hear the deafening drums of war.
Onward every twisted spoke. Let us make history.
You see this blur of fierce beauty? Yeah, that’s Kahlan “Mother Confessing” Amnell. Her twin daggers will cut you - and if they don’t, then her hair will. This badass head bitch in charge is slicing throats and taking names, and she doesn’t care who goes down in her path. And don’t think you can run, because those shiny steel daggers will come flying through the air straight into your chest.
As the most hopeful option, there’s Confession - because, after all, who isn’t already completely in love with Kahlan?
WHAT’S THIS? NATALIE DORMER KICKING SOME MAJOR ASS? HOW DARE YOU EVEN SECOND GUESS THIS SHIT. Yeah, that’s right: her character is kind of a ~scarlet woman~ in this movie, you love every second of her whore-ish antics regardless. So what if her extracurricular activities including giving pleasure whilst hiding underneath tables in crowded rooms. All your sorry ass be thinking about is how ravishing she looks while wielding that sword in your goddamn face. For real.
Legend of the Seeker; 1.08 “Denna”
Whats that? You just got stabbed in the fucking chest and didn’t even see it coming? DO YOU SEE THIS HBIC? I don’t think you do, since she is so damn fast that she is capable of taking out two, count ‘em TWO guards at once. Can you handle that kind of math? No? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Aragorn: You’ve some skill with a blade.
Éowyn: The women of this country learned long ago that those without swords can still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain.
You see this smokin’ piece of badassery? That’s right, it’s Éowyn: shieldmaiden of Rohan, daughter of kings, all that awesome shit. She just showed up Aragorn, who happens to be the heir of Gondor, and she’s going to go on to defeat the motherfucking Witch-king. SHE WILL CUT YOU. And you know that’s making you hot.
